Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Les Miserables

The knuckle-dragging members of the Tree/Liberationist Alliance administration have allegedly been anxious about the general state of the morale of the population, and, using methodologies more obscure than a drunken alchemist's notebook, they've attempted to quantify the level of happiness in the Kingdom. This half-witted idea was initiated by Caedmeron, the deluded, self-styled Chief Cock and Bluebottle Washer of the Tree/Liberationist government. I've come to hear the shocking news that the Misery Index in the Kingdom of Northumbria is at an all-time low at present.

Frankly, I don't understand it. The good people of this lovely country should be deliriously happy - given the fact that they have first-class entertainment from the soothsayers, and they're treated to the constant sight of politicians, posturing, lying and developing ingenious ways of demonstrating their hypocrisy...

It all goes to show that Anglo-Saxon people are so ungrateful and miserable, doesn't it? They simply don't count their blessings. I'm so glad I'm a kitty..!

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